Fighter: “I roll to tackle the rotting tree and bridge the gap.” *rolls a 1*
GM: *rolls a d6* “You slip on some mud and go hurtling towards the Monk at full speed. Monk, make a Reflex check.”
Monk: *rolls a natural 20* “My close combat instincts kick in and I accidentally suplex him into the mud.”
This is like when you kill one of your characters in an AU.
oh my god
'Yes, yes you are. Now lie down.'
me, immediately after going outside
A wicked fuck-ton of feline anatomy references.
[From various sources]
when u try to tell ur friends a pun
13 cats failing at hide and seek
As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.